Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
Real Christians aren’t assholes
In High School I had a friend who was super religious, her whole family was. Despite this, she was pro-marriage equality, pro-choice, and never once tried to convert me or make me feel bad about my own religious decisions (I was and still am an agnostic). She was always kind, and treated everyone with respect, regardless of race, religion, or orientation. For her the heart and soul of being a Christian was to love others and treat others with dignity. She was a real Christian.
REMINDER: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE USE JESUS AS AN EXCUSE TO BE AN ASSHOLE EVER. NEVER.
What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.
So here’s the thing…this kid is a sophomore at my school and really wanted to be in the band this year, but he’s also played football his whole life and didn’t want to give that up. Our band director was all in and wanted to do whatever he could to make it work, while of course our asshole of a football coach did not. He would only give this kid up for two hours a week to let him come practice with us. And even worse, the entire football team makes fun of him and calls him out all the time for being in band all the time.
So apparently this weekend when the football team got back from their game some of the kids took his pants and hid them while he was in the showers. So while he’s running around in a towel and a wet shirt all these kids are leaving and the coaches begin to leave. He tells em all about it to get some help, and their only response to it is, “Boys will be boys.” and they walk out and leave him there. In the middle of the parking lot. In a fucking towel and shirt waiting for his ride.
This kid is one of the nicest guys I have ever met.I have zero complaints about him and have never seen him without a smile on his face. He is doing more than any of those stupid pricks on the football team (And the coaches at that). Fucking assholes.
Let’s make this dude famous. Yes? He should get more attention.
Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:
Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.
THIS IS SO CUTEEEEE
My kind of man
OMG LET ME MARRY HIM
THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HIM IN THE BOTTOM ONE OMG GUYS AWWWWWWH
HOW CAN U NOT REBLOG THIS
My anaconda don’t want none unless you SEE the Grand Canyon
Garcia Lopez de Cardena to all the ignorant Bostonian tourists (via castielwinchesetr)