HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
once in 5th grade the teacher asked me a question in math class and i was so stressed out that i literally fainted. I dropped on the ground and all the kids freaked out and the ambulance had to come and i was sick for like a week afterwards.
This sums up my relationship with math.
not texting back is only okay when i do it
my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression
when you catch up on a tv show and run out of episodes to watch and feel empty and lost inside
tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist
is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out
when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you
we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with